[League Update] Week 4: Tubas fall, Scars win

It's a big day people. A big day! Why? Watch the video.


That's right, we've got a new Twitter avatar, changed as soon as this post was published. How long will Chicks Dig Scars keep it? That's up to you guys.

Chicks pulled it off in dramatic fashion, getting 24.2 points from Darren Sproles on Monday night in the come-from-behind victory over Blaupunkt. Nearly 70 of Chicks' points came in Sunday Night and Monday Night Football. Clutch.

iwishiwouldhaveplayedtuba also came into the week 3-0, but he didn't do as well. He actually requested I use this video to describe his performance in Week 4:



Tuba fail.

"Tubas might be heading down the drain," iwishiwouldhaveplayedtuba said over the phone about his team's 136-120 loss to Dolphins of Old.

When Dolphins of Old is on, it's scary. He had the highest point total this week and, if you remember, he made me cry into this blog after beating me with the highest point total opening week. The combination of Andrew Luck and Adrian Peterson is scary.

Speaking of scary combinations: PerpetualMotionSquad and Academic Probation are 0-4.

Now PMS started last year 0-5, but then he had an excuse: He had no idea what he was doing. He didn't know how to set a line up. Once he found out, he had a solid season, barely missing out on the playoffs.

This year? No excuse.

The following is an ill-prepared written statement from PMS:

i missed my injury update - and got so fucking drunk on Saturday night that I didn't bother waking up to double check my lineup

So there you have it. Drinking is bad.

This week's Sad Trombone Award goes to Courtney's Honda Civic Hybrid, which lost an unfortunate fight with an Acura.

It looks like it's frowning, doesn't it?

It led a long, happy and eco-friendly life. We will now take a moment of silence and remember all the moments of silence the hybrid gave us when the engine shut off at stoplights to save gas and our planet.

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Thank you.

This week's You Got Lucky Award goes to Cant Be That Hard, who had the lowest winning point total (83.28) in Week 4.

Now it's time for TWEET(s) OF THE WEEK!

This week's Thursday night game is between ... wait, is that right? No way that's the nationally televised game. Really? Wow ...

This week's Thursday night game is between the Buffalo Bills and Cleveland Browns. If you're starting players on either of those teams, figure out what you want to do before Thursday. Set the rest of the lineup by Sunday.

Teams on a bye week this week: Vikings, Steelers, Buccaneers and Redskins.

Wishing you sure hands and strong ACLs,

Corey