[League update] We goin' to the Ship!

[Note: Sorry for the lack of an update last week. I was going to have a post and video for you Wednesday night, but my dog decided to go missing for 26 hours. We got her back safe and sound, but I was in no place to write about fantasy football. I hope you'll forgive me. ~Corey]

And then there were two. 

It all comes down to this. 

The final battle. 

One ring to rule them all. 

There we go. It feels good to get the cliches out.

One more week. It's flown by, hasn't it? It feels like just yesterday that we were huddled in front of our computers drafting players and making fun of Eve for selecting Michael Vick. But we have arrived at Championship Week.

Correctamundo has taken his rightful place in the championship game after Tom Brady helped him fight off a pesky Taking it to the next level. He'll face Blaupunkt, who beat Academic Probation and has quietly held on to second place in the league all year.

In the consolation final we have yours truly, who beat Chicks Dig Scars thanks to a (rare) long Chris Johnson run Monday night. (She wasn't very nice to me on Twitter during the game, thus the Vick joke above.)

He will face Big Kahuna Burger, who bent Something over a stool and spanked him until he called her "Daddy."

For Something's remarkably pathetic performance, he earned the first "Something's Rotten" award. I mean, you have to try to score 38 points with just one inactive player. It's impressive, like when the Panthers blow an 11 point lead against the Bucs in 4 minutes.

Congratulations on that and still having the worst team name in the league.

No Thursday night games this week, but the Falcons do play the Lions on Saturday night. Set your lineups accordingly.

Since this is the last league update before then, I hope everyone has a Merry Christmas! Hope Santa gives you everything you asked for. Unless your name is Katie and you asked for a fantasy football win.